Why Bother?
Why Bother?

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funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

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thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN
  • while eating food: hell yassss ne regrats i feel alive nobody can stop me now
  • the aftermath: shit im so fat why did i have to do that why can't just fucking say no god what's wrong with me, etc.
sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

michaxl:

haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie

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topless-bottom:

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

I ship it

What

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swaggie2nope:

yo danny fenton he was just 14

when hes parents built a very strange machine

it was designed to view

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Reblog if your names not Rick

arrogantanupapaya:

lifesariskygame:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

assumethepartyposition:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

drimeth-of-bag-end:

631 people so far are not Rick.

Turns out everyone else on tumblr is Rick

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My friend on facebook is called Rick and I wanna tell him he is one in a million so we need to get this to a million notes!!!

So much unrickness

not rick

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officialwhitegirls:

when you correct the teacher

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